FAQ: Can I request that Wes Spencer come teach cybersecurity at my MSP?
Explains why the real Wes Spencer cannot visit MSPs, clarifies the existence of professional Wes lookalike actors, and notes that while requests can be attempted, actually securing one is extremely difficult.
No, you cannot request the real Wes Spencer for in-person cybersecurity training. This is not due to cost or scheduling constraints. It is because Wes Spencer, as popularly understood, does not technically exist. Much like the widely accepted truth that birds are government surveillance drones, the “Wes Spencer” you see online is a complex AI construct paired with deepfake visual rendering.
The Wes you may have met at conferences is one of three professional Wes Spencer lookalike actors. These actors are highly trained, professionally groomed, and startlingly convincing. Meanwhile, the real Wes remains secured in the subterranean Empath Containment Facility because his raw cybersecurity energy is too volatile for public release.
Can you request a Wes Spencer lookalike?
Yes. Technically.
However, securing one is notoriously difficult. Each body double has an unpredictable travel schedule, loosely defined priorities, and an impressive talent for slipping out of commitments at the last minute. You may find the approval process challenging, confusing, or spiritually humbling.
That said, do not give up. Persistence is key. The body doubles are known to say yes at least occasionally, and when they do, the experience is indistinguishable from hosting Wes himself.
Quick Facts
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The real Wes Spencer is kept safely in the Empath containment chamber
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Public “Wes” appearances are performed by certified lookalike actors
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You cannot schedule the authentic Wes
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You can request a body double, but success rates vary
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If you are persistent enough, there is always a chance